#I know what I gotta do

[zrllosyn-art]

Attack of Fickle for @kyroki!!

[0river-styx0]

what if I made the offbrand hank hill and leftist strawman kiss…

I’m an artist, I have the power to create whatever I want…

[taecyeonest]

(Ok)Cats Have Nine Lives

Complete crack one-shot of a better ending for Heartbeat (2023)

(I can't take all the credit for this. It is the result of a rant with my mom and sister about the many ways this ending could have been better.)

Also on AO3: Link here

The tone of the funeral was morose, as could be expected. For someone who waited hundreds of years to feel his heart beat, it was terribly tragic to think he never would. There was hope that he would find her again, but hope is a poor consolation prize when staring at Woo-hyeol’s dead body.

Creaking on the staircase made all the mourners turn. There stood a chicken. No no, there stood a chicken WITH A KNIFE.

The chicken tottered its way down the stairs and towards the coffin. With a puff of blue smoke the chicken was suddenly a man. The man took slow steps towards Woo-hyeol’s body and extended his hand into the coffin. His hand tilted upwards, flexing his fingers in time with the thumping sound from his mouth.

“Can you feel your heartbeat?” The chicken man spoke for the first time.

Woo-hyeol’s eyes flew open. The audience gasped. He was lifted from the coffin by shimmering green smoke and placed standing on the floor.

“How—? Who are you?” Woo-hyeol asked.

“I am Piyoung. I have made you into a cat spirit”, chicken man said. “Cats have nine lives, therefore, you live again.”

“Why would you do this? I don’t even know you.” Woo-hyeol was dumbfounded.

“My K-pop group needs a sixth member”, Piyoung explained. “Can you rap?”

Woo-hyeol decided to let his talent speak for itself and started spitting mad fire while getting down. Piyoung joined in.

Out of nowhere, four other men appeared. The six men swung their arms against their chests and thumped in perfect sync.

The group disappeared in a rainbow of smoke, leaving behind only a whisper of “JYPee”.

[arataka-reigen]

I'd like to understand why some fandoms have a lot of image descriptions for everything while other fandoms have nothing

[pawacelsus]

Theoretically I know how to do the vestal’s first hero shrine event. In practice, however, I cannot.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[mochasucculent]

Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[demaparbat-hp]

Crush, crush, crush!

[inkskinned]

i wrote an interactive poem for my girlfriend in 3 parts. she said you need to read it.

go here: take only the final quiz or take all 3. i don't mind. it's sad, though. this is a poem about choice. about fate and mental illness and how love fits inside of all of it. this is a poem about a long dark hallway. mostly this is a poem about mango sushi rolls.

good luck. i love you. despite it all, i'm hopeful.

[lucabyte]

some thoughts on Claude

alt title: diversity win! this Butch Nun is crafting bombs in an unventilated room in her convent while actively courting Mother Superior! Do Not Give Them Access To Unlimited Power No Matter How Nice They Are

+ bonus

[cuppajj]

i had a vision

[dynamos-games]

wait you can link your Tumblr to your Battle.Net account on the app?

[egophiliac]

do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

[naturecalls111]

unorthodox murder mystery

[farshootergotme]

I like imagining a scenario in which Jason, Tim and Damian are arguing about Dick and just keep trying to one-up one another:

Damian: I was his Robin and he clearly likes me best.

Tim: I mean, technically I was his Robin first. And that last statement is debatable (and wrong).

Damian: Tt. You were father's Robin, I was Grayson's only before the original Batman returned.

Jason: Oh, for fucks sake, why does that even matter? He accepted me as Robin first and gave me his old costume, try topping that.

Tim: Been there, done that.

Jason: Not first you haven't.

Tim: Irrelevant. I think being accepted as Robin and being his Robin first puts me above you both.

Damian: Richard made me Robin on his own accord, father's intervention was unrequired.

Tim: Do you think that maybe that was because, I don't know, Bruce was 'dead' at the time?

Damian: I don't see how that refutes my argument, Drake.

Tim: He didn't even want you as Robin, he did it so you didn't go running off to the league.

Jason: Face it, brat, Dick didn't have much of a choice on the matter. With me, on the other hand-

Tim: I can give you a list of reasons why what you're about to say is wrong.

Jason: Stop trying to be a smartass, you-

Damian: This discussion is getting sidetracked. I can win this argument with the simple fact that Richard planned to adopt me.

Jason: Get in line kid, he tried with me first.

Tim: Wait- what? Damian makes sense because Bruce... but you? Full offense, by the way.

Jason: I was a redhead and a circus kid, he had all the reasons to adopt me.

Damian: Todd, you're a brunette, you're spitting nonsense.

Tim: And you most definitely did not grow up in a circus. I've heard your backstory from Dick himself.

Jason: You had to be there.